Greetings all. Due to an unexpected warp core breach over the Christmas 2025 period, I’m in the process of rebuilding and redesigning my website. So bear with me as I go through this maddening process once again. In the meantime you can still book me for massive, money-spinning long term contracts or a few days doing money-off vouchers as per normal.
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My portfolio is currently being updated. Sure look, it’ll be deadly when it’s all done.
Alternatively, you can read and/or download the fascinating Spring Chicken Magazine which will give you a good idea of what I’m all about. There’s even a letters page.